A day in the Paramatta district and we start with urban culture as personified in this Banksie homage.
Then we "step up"
I revert to being 6 again, because our trip means we are sitting atop a double decker train, the same enthusiasm climbing the no n14 bus stairs come flooding back.
In order to get here
Where I learn "sportsmanship" is universal; but a little history to set the scene:
Hull Kingston Rovers stadium, a rugny league match
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Ref I think you might be looking at the match
through rose tinted spectacles
In the 10 bleems it takes for me for me to absorb the phrase and think "Wow" that's a first, no swear words and such a delicate metapho.
However the utterer of said phrase is also thinking, and shouts more vehemently,
However the utterer of said phrase is also thinking, and shouts more vehemently,
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YA
BASTARD!
Shift to the present:
Sydney
Rabbitors playing Illuwhahahahahahaha Dragons (or something like).
P struggles with the notion of a bunny rabbit for a rugby
team emblem and come on you have to admit running out on
the pitch after this is hardly going to fill the opposition with dread
Especially when the opposition's mascot is really scary.........
But then P’s Hull KR mascot goes by the name of Rufus and ....
Anyway where was I, ah yes, Rabbitors have 3 players of the
same Burgess family which means ice
cream and Beverley, East Yorkshire to me but the boys come from Leeds. Apparently Russell
Crowe spotted them during a location hunt for Gladiator when the Sat nav
accidentally sent him to the Leeds Corn Exchange.
So play gets underway, with all the expectant rough, tumble,
joshing and jolly japes. Behind me is
North Sydney’s answer to Alf Garnett, sporting a flag to cover the entire state
of New South Wales….it’s that big that whenever he attempts to wave it his
mates have to grab hold of his shirt to stop him tipping into the cheap seats.
Youngest Burgess manages a neck high tackle on a dragon
player which elicits from Alf :
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Rip
the Pommie bastard’s head off
See what I mean about the universality...
We, plus three hitherto unnoticed Warrington fans, slide down
into our seats in case the flag pole is to become a pike.
So have you guessed where it is yet? Ok here’s a great big clue - zoom in and read the words.
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